Dillpickles526

itsthe-goodlife:

My friend streaking at the Jays game tonight. Nbd

itsthe-goodlife:

My friend streaking at the Jays game tonight. Nbd

(via flopiito)

The truth is written in blood

The truth is written in blood

(Source: lemmyleyra, via kentucky-pill)

nmate:

some of that victoria moore and sara underwood

nmate:

some of that victoria moore and sara underwood

(Source: mistermarvel, via missatralissa)

ise-heiwajima:

Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokémon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!!!

ise-heiwajima:

Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokémon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!!!

ancreatur:

This made me laugh out loud.

ancreatur:

This made me laugh out loud.

(Source: gotpeeta, via missatralissa)

author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast